February 2012
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Mosquitoes keep biting dat assssssss
99.9% certain I'm moving to Spring Hill next week.
- walking distance to all my favourite hang out spots/food joints etc.
- no more $30 cab fares.
- I’ll be two minutes away from Fifth Battery and will be able to drink decent coffee again.
- my new room will be so huge, I’m still living on a mattress on the floor, surrounded by boxes full of my belongings, it’s such a sad state of affairs.
- epic IKEA trip imminent
- more...
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Today I find myself unsettled.
Last night I felt a furry animal paw at my mattress right next to my head as I slept. Then what I believe was a tail brushed against my neck for an extended period of time. While this was happening I was dreaming an unrelated dream then paralysing fear struck me as my subconscious finally realised what the fuck was going on. By the time I woke up there was nothing in my bed so I dismissed the...
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It’s one of those days where I realise that the universe is actually on my side.
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There is only one male on this planet who I have watched urinate, and know exactly what the process involves, I.e. his exact methods of shaking it off at the end. His name is Michael Fassbender.
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Me: Tonight I'm channelling Fergie.
Lydia: .... which one?
Me: The Black Eyed Peas one.
Lydia: Are you going to piss yourself?
motherboy-xxx:
Happy Valentines Day lovers. If you have a love and are loved I am extremely happy for you but also insanely jealous. But mostly the happy. If you are going out tonight on a hot date though please take a moment some time during your evening, between your second and third orgasms perhaps, to think of all the single people who brought your dessert with two spoons, mixed your vodka...
shithenkardingsays:
Scott (trying to tell a joke): What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Whitney Houston?
Hen: I don’t know who Whitney Houston is.
Remember he only knows Shania Twain.
She likes my tone, my cologne and the way I roll.
Laughing all the way to Brisbane airport on my...
Thought ye be an urban legend oh wifi enabled train.
Anonymous asked: Blow more than his mind.
Anonymous asked: You should go for it. Any dude would have his mind blown being approached by a girl like you.
I'm in the mood for confessing to a 20 year old...
I’ve had a thing for him for well over a year now. He made me the first coffee I ever enjoyed. It’s the only thing I miss about working across the road from where he worked. He once asked me “If you could have any super power, what would it be?” And I told him that I would love to be able to summon fire balls from the sky. Then he called me cool. And damn he looks so good...
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I’m looking forward to finding the point in...
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January 2012
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Laneway Brisbane 2012
anywayyourun:
There were some amazing acts but overall I was very much disappointed at the poor sound quality at most venues. M83 was such a shame. Festival organisers should be embarrassed.
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Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about going home early to watch season 2 of Pushing Daisies. I knew M83 at Laneway would not compare to their 2009 show at The Zoo. Too many faux hipsters...
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So this is Lana del Rey.
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